Sitting in my room eating a little bit of cheese on some crunchy bread, and hoping it will go directly to my bum. I don't even want to to pass through my body the way food normally does, the way you learn about in your kinder years. I'd just like for it to transform into a massive, cheeky, brazilian lady bum. That would be magnificent, as I am quite tired of my skinny white girl body lately.
When I was in Seattle (weeks ago, now!) Vienna and I were walking along midday, with the beast in tow on pink leash, when we saw this really gorgeous curvy black woman in a suit walking past. We were both so shocked by the enormousity of her bum (like a small ottoman it was!) that we started to gawk and gape and giggle and it was a miracle this lovely lady did not stop and turn around as to give us an incredulous look.
I just wanted to pat my hands on it, like a child at play.
I will never have a cool bum,
Love,
Amanda
When I was in Seattle (weeks ago, now!) Vienna and I were walking along midday, with the beast in tow on pink leash, when we saw this really gorgeous curvy black woman in a suit walking past. We were both so shocked by the enormousity of her bum (like a small ottoman it was!) that we started to gawk and gape and giggle and it was a miracle this lovely lady did not stop and turn around as to give us an incredulous look.
I just wanted to pat my hands on it, like a child at play.
I will never have a cool bum,
Love,
Amanda
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